As much as I don’t like to think it, I am pretty much a tourist right now. I think some people are able to identify who is and isn’t a tourist pretty easily. In my case, I don’t think my Canadian Olympic toque helps me blend in very well.
When I arrived at the Central station in Amsterdam, I needed to lock up my backpack for a few hours so I went and found the lockers. I was fiddling with the locker and could have easily figured it out in another 20 seconds but a guy came over and was very eager to help me out. I tried to pay for the locker with my Euro debit card and he said it couldn’t be done and that I had to make change, so I did, assuming this guy worked for the train station. Everything gets nicely locked up and I thank the guy and then I get a strange feeling from the way he is looking at me. “Maybe because I help you, have money for me to get a coffee”. I knew it! And I couldn’t tell him I had no money, I JUST made change. No big deal though, he DID help me and I had no good excuse not to, so I gave him a couple coins.
Here’s another hot tip if you are in Amsterdam: don’t walk around reading your map. Amy and I stopped to get our bearings and another guy comes over and asks us if we need help to find something. I decline, I am in Geography, I know maps, but he insists and we let him help us. We weren’t totally sure he was going to ask for money but I was ready. “
Ik heb alleen een creditcard ben net in Amsterdam aangekomen” (I only have a credit card, I just arrived). But Amy reached into her pocket and pulled out a few cents, but then he had the nerve to ask if that was all and then to ask me if I was sure I had nothing else. A couple other people tried to help us out, but we were able to brush them off a bit easier.
Speaking of friendly people, how about those prostitutes? I was walking through the red light district to meet up with Amy and everything seemed tame since it was, afterall, the early afternoon. But then I was walking past a building and heard a loud knock on the window, made me jump. There was a line of windows and all the nice ladies were smiling and waving me over, but as sincere as they seemed, I still had a feeling they were only after my money.
I don’t have any pictures of any of the friendly people I met, but this wouldn’t be a post without some pictures.
You may have heard rumours about urinals in the streets in Amsterdam. Well here they are.
I figured that noone would use them in the middle of the day, but no, in this very picture there is a dude using one on the opposite side.
And of course here is a classic Amsterdam building picture. The interesting thing here though is the fact that these buildings are slowly falling over, which I guess in itself is a bit of an attraction.


So there you have it, keep in mind that clicking on the pictures will bring them up bigger in a new window.
Next I travelled to the “Green Heart” of Holland and toured a brand new nature reserve which is a bigger deal than you might think.
Cheers!